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The problem with your customers and colleagues is that they’re people.
Irrational, emotional, fickle people.

Well, we love that.

Lots of projects in business and communications fail because they don’t take account of how human beings really tick.

We do. We’re a team of psychologists, writers and trainers who use behavioural science and tone of voice to improve your customer experience, comms and culture. Then we measure the difference it makes. We can even train you to do it, too.

So if you’ve got a business problem, give us a call. We can get your response rates up, push complaints down, or change how your people work.

And because we have no project managers, no account managers and no juniors, you’ll always talk to the people who’re really doing the do.

What we think

  • When I tell people I run storytelling workshops they often look a bit incredulous. Why would something so childish be useful for serious work people with proper jobs? Brain-hacking, I say. Obviously the next move is simple: I Derren Brown them with a challenge to play a quick game of…

    Picture it: some friends without kids have invited you round for a lovely grown up birthday party. You’ve brought a present, but the real gift is two hours minus Pokémon and plus wine. Red wine. Which you promptly spill all over their beautiful white sofa. You turn to your horrified…


Schwa consulting

*And if you're wondering what Schwa means,
it's the most common vowel in English.
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Get in touch

To talk about how we could help you, call +44 (0)20 3890 7910 or email info@schwa.consulting